Humour… Humor

[FerretParticipant @ferret]

We NEED this thread to put things in perspective.

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At nearly 67, I am really starting to relate to Maxine…

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Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

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In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…

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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

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Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…

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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

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Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

[FerretParticipant @ferret]

And it’s raining here…

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Am I the only one that receives humourous e-mails?

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[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

NICE @ferret I like those

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Justlost

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DID YOU KNOW?

Avocado: Why do we call avocados “avocados?” Because the Aztecs thought they looked like testicles. No joke, the word avocado originates from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl, which means “avocado” or “testicle.”

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Justlost

[FerretParticipant @ferret]

Ouch…

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[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/44/8b/93/448b936a273fbb950f8bc61b1970e8c0–naps-funny-funny-cats.jpg

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Justlost

[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

I cant get the pictures to upload idk why I’m trying

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Justlost

[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

will it work?

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[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

grr

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[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

I give up on trying sorry all

:-(,
Justlost

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Justlost

[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

one last try

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[JustlostinmyheadParticipant @justlostinmyhead]

haha

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