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June 26, 2018 at 1:07 pm #6461
Ferret
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We NEED this thread to put things in perspective.
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July 1, 2018 at 12:08 am #6597
Ferret
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At nearly 67, I am really starting to relate to Maxine…
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July 5, 2018 at 8:55 am #6703
Ferret
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Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
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In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
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Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…
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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?
July 9, 2018 at 8:00 am #6767
Ferret
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And it’s raining here…
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September 5, 2018 at 1:06 pm #7691
Ferret
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Am I the only one that receives humourous e-mails?
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September 5, 2018 at 1:14 pm #7693
Justlostinmyhead
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NICE @ferret I like those
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Justlost
September 5, 2018 at 4:11 pm #7702
Justlostinmyhead
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DID YOU KNOW?
Avocado: Why do we call avocados “avocados?” Because the Aztecs thought they looked like testicles. No joke, the word avocado originates from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl, which means “avocado” or “testicle.”
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Justlost
September 6, 2018 at 9:10 pm #7711
Ferret
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Ouch…
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September 7, 2018 at 8:54 am #7714
Justlostinmyhead
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/44/8b/93/448b936a273fbb950f8bc61b1970e8c0–naps-funny-funny-cats.jpg
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Justlost
September 7, 2018 at 9:00 am #7716
Justlostinmyhead
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I cant get the pictures to upload idk why I’m trying
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Justlost
September 7, 2018 at 9:01 am #7718
Justlostinmyhead
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will it work?
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Justlost
September 7, 2018 at 9:02 am #7721
Justlostinmyhead
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grr
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Justlost
September 7, 2018 at 9:03 am #7727
Justlostinmyhead
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I give up on trying sorry all
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Justlost
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Justlost
September 7, 2018 at 9:05 am #7729
Justlostinmyhead
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one last try
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Justlost
September 7, 2018 at 9:18 am #7732
Justlostinmyhead
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haha
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Justlost
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