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  • #6461
    Ferret
    Ferret
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    We NEED this thread to put things in perspective.

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    #6597
    Ferret
    Ferret
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    At nearly 67, I am really starting to relate to Maxine…

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    #6703
    Ferret
    Ferret
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    Did I read that sign right?

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

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    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

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    In a London department store:

    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…

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    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

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    In an office:
    AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

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    Outside a second-hand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

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    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…

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    Spotted in a safari park:
    (I sure hope so.)
    ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

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    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

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    Notice in a farmer’s field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

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    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

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    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)

    Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

    #6767
    Ferret
    Ferret
    Participant @ferret

    And it’s raining here…

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    #7691
    Ferret
    Ferret
    Participant @ferret

    Am I the only one that receives humourous e-mails?

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    #7693
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
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    NICE @ferret I like those

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7702
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
    Participant @justlostinmyhead

    DID YOU KNOW?

    Avocado: Why do we call avocados “avocados?” Because the Aztecs thought they looked like testicles. No joke, the word avocado originates from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl, which means “avocado” or “testicle.”

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7711
    Ferret
    Ferret
    Participant @ferret

    Ouch…

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    #7714
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
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    #7716
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
    Participant @justlostinmyhead

    I cant get the pictures to upload idk why I’m trying

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7718
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
    Participant @justlostinmyhead

    will it work?

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    Justlost

    #7721
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
    Participant @justlostinmyhead

    grr

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    Justlost

    #7727
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
    Participant @justlostinmyhead

    I give up on trying sorry all

    :-(,
    Justlost

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7729
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
    Participant @justlostinmyhead

    one last try

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    Justlost

    #7732
    Justlostinmyhead
    Justlostinmyhead
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    haha

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    Justlost

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