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  • #6461
    FerretFerret
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    We NEED this thread to put things in perspective.

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    #6597
    FerretFerret
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    At nearly 67, I am really starting to relate to Maxine…

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    #6703
    FerretFerret
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    Did I read that sign right?

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

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    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

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    In a London department store:

    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…

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    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

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    In an office:
    AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

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    Outside a second-hand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

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    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…

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    Spotted in a safari park:
    (I sure hope so.)
    ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

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    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

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    Notice in a farmer’s field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

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    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

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    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)

    Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

    #6767
    FerretFerret
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    And it’s raining here…

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    #7691
    FerretFerret
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    Am I the only one that receives humourous e-mails?

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    #7693
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    NICE @ferret I like those

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7702
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    DID YOU KNOW?

    Avocado: Why do we call avocados “avocados?” Because the Aztecs thought they looked like testicles. No joke, the word avocado originates from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl, which means “avocado” or “testicle.”

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7711
    FerretFerret
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    Ouch…

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    #7714
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    #7716
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    I cant get the pictures to upload idk why I’m trying

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7718
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    will it work?

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    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7721
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    #7727
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    I give up on trying sorry all

    :-(,
    Justlost

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7729
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    one last try

    Thank You,
    Justlost

    #7732
    JustlostinmyheadJustlostinmyhead
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    haha

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    Thank You,
    Justlost

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