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- June 26, 2018 at 1:07 pm #6461
Ferret
ModeratorJuly 1, 2018 at 12:08 am #6597Ferret
ModeratorJuly 5, 2018 at 8:55 am #6703Ferret
ModeratorDid I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.——————————————————————————-
In a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.——————————————————————————
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.——————————————————————————-
Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?——————————————————————————-
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…——————————————————————————-
Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR——————————————————————————
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.——————————————————————————-
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.——————————————————————————-
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.———————————————————————————
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?
July 9, 2018 at 8:00 am #6767Ferret
ModeratorSeptember 5, 2018 at 1:06 pm #7691Ferret
ModeratorAm I the only one that receives humourous e-mails?
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September 5, 2018 at 1:14 pm #7693Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantNICE @ferret I like those
Thank You,
JustlostSeptember 5, 2018 at 4:11 pm #7702Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantDID YOU KNOW?
Avocado: Why do we call avocados “avocados?” Because the Aztecs thought they looked like testicles. No joke, the word avocado originates from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl, which means “avocado” or “testicle.”
Thank You,
JustlostSeptember 6, 2018 at 9:10 pm #7711Ferret
ModeratorOuch…
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September 7, 2018 at 8:54 am #7714Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantSeptember 7, 2018 at 9:00 am #7716Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantI cant get the pictures to upload idk why I’m trying
Thank You,
JustlostSeptember 7, 2018 at 9:01 am #7718Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantSeptember 7, 2018 at 9:02 am #7721Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantSeptember 7, 2018 at 9:03 am #7727Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantI give up on trying sorry all
:-(,
JustlostThank You,
JustlostSeptember 7, 2018 at 9:05 am #7729Justlostinmyhead
ParticipantSeptember 7, 2018 at 9:18 am #7732Justlostinmyhead
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